nursing home dilemma

There was an article which came out of England about

An incident in a nursing home which I must tell you about.

In this nursing home like so many others that they have both men and women and of different ages and different illnesses and or problems.

Like so many of them they have game rooms, plays, talent shows

And take trips with the orderlies and nurses’

Every night they have their curfew hours for lights off

And the orderlies check on them every night.

This one particular night after he had done the bed checks

And was studying for an exam, he heard a strange noise

So he went to the first room down the hallway and he

Found the bed was empty. Concerned he checked the bathroom and still could not find this resident, so he went to the next room and found the same thing

He then started running from room to room and no residents were found

When he heard the noise again and followed it to the auditorium

And the voices then started coming out of the room.

He opened the door slowly and just stood there in total shock

As to what he saw.

There was an orgy going on and everyone was butt naked and

Having sex of every kind – the missionary. Oral. Anal and they was laughing and joking and didn’t realize that he had walked in to the room.

He blew his whistle startling everyone to a frozen stance

Nervously he grabbed his cell phone and called the owner

And the nursing staff and told them to come quickly to the auditorium

Everyone was still frozen where they was at when the staff came in

To see everyone butt naked.

Then laughter came from across the room from the oldest

Patient there who is ninety two years old.

When the head nurse walked over there and telling everyone to put their

Clothes back on, the lady looked at her and smiled.

The nurse asked her: why did all of you do this?

The lady still smiling said: we are pineapples!

Pineapples?   I don’t get it?

Well we have layers of wrinkles on the outside like

A pineapple but we are  “delicious on the inside”!

We are old, but we’re not dead yet!

Ha-ha did that blow your mind?

©L.RAMS 012915

About poetlou

i am known as the story telling poet and my poems are in rhyme and verse. i write about all subject matter. i am also on poemhunter.con with over 1200 poems listed and on five other sites. i have written a " hope series" with thirteen stories which i think is of interest, and i will post the first one and if you like it , i will then post the others. ENJOY THE READS
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